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Alright kids, lets get started.

Riight now, I am listening to some music and digesting birthday cake. Yes, it happens to be my mother's birthday today, horray! I don't know, it must be depressing getting so old. I guess that's why there are so many anti-aging products, which are ridiculous. I mean, yeah, at the moment turning into a dinosaur is scary, but later on I'll figure it out and do it gracefully, without stupid products. I mean, do those even work? It's just some white stuff in a pretty container, I fail to see how it can actually iron out those wrinkles. What am I talking about? Of course, it's all marketing.

I'm not exactly sure why, but today was really great and I was just so excited all day, and I haven't the slightest idea why. But what's wrong with blind excitement/happiness, happiness with no strings, with no thought? At least there'd be no way to be let down. The only negative aspect would be that I'm getting frustrated trying to figure out why I felt so giddy.

Mmm... I need something interesting to discuss with my fellow zeros and ones. Well, this isn't interesting or amazing to anyone but me, but I am doing so well at answering questions in Mr. Weir's class, it's great! Okay, okay something interesting, something interesting... D:

Wow, I'm so boring, what a pity! Erm.. did you know that Elvis was into Karate? Neat.. I love the smell of old books. Smells are so lovely, don't you think? Sometimes the smell of food and such is even better than the taste. Perhaps I should construct a new diet that consists of smelling food instead of eating it. Definitely not healthy, but hey, who cares about health?

Yesterday, I was making my way from one end of the hall at school to another, bubbling with happiness and I heard someone say, " That girl is so fucked up". D: That certainly put a temporary damper on my happiness. But oh well, what am I supposed to do? Sit in a corner wallowing in self pity like everyone else? That's certainly not fun, oh no, no fun at all. Who wants to waste their life that way? Sheesh, yet again, dem kids being miserable.

This blog is failing, I'll admit it. However, I will keep my spirits high and keep trying. :D

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