Saturday, February 14, 2009

Happy Valentine's Day, kids!!

Hello my lovely children!

Horray! Valentine's Day!

Today I left for Fernie at 8:00am and woohoo! Here I am! I'm watching A Charlie Brown Valentine. Niicee. Aannnddd today for supper, I had a kickass heart shaped pizza. What a lovely day, mmm? And don't worry if you're single or whatever, cause Valentine's day is about remembering how much you love your friends and family too! ;) Sort of like how Christmas isn't just about getting gifties, right? Stop being so self-pitying, kay? Oh yeah, and I'm probably gonna leave some of my left over Disney Princess valentines in the hotel room for the cleaning people. I'm so nice!

I'm super excited to go skiing tomorrow! Gonna be aawwweeeesssooommee. And I'm so glad to be out of Regina and away from all the crazy dead people. Also, hey, I'm totally getting exercise!

Also, I totally got a new house key. With Disney Princesses on it. Win.

I don't really have much to say, and I need to pay attention to Charlie so I can learn a few tips about romance. ;)

Happy Valentine's Day, spread the love kids!

RESPEKT

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Sorry, You're All Going Insane

Hey kids!

Everyone is definitely going crazy. Maybe there was some sort of chemical released into the air by terrorists? Oh why bother? You guys are too crazy to know what I'm talking about. It's a pity. I desperately need to find someone else who hasn't been affected by this disease, before it's too late.

I bought a really nice journal a while ago, but I don't know what to fill it with. I don't want to write stupid stuff about my day, none of that dear diary crap, what do you think I have a blog for? hah. Any suggestions? I was thinking of recording my observations of everyone's growing insanity, so that it could be found in a few decades and stuff. I'm not too sure.

New episode of The Office tonight, it was lovely of course. Such a great show, better than Gossip Girl anyways.

This week went by sooo slowly. I would acredit some of this to my excitement for Fernie. But I think that everyone's growing insanity has made school suck. It's not usually the fun type of insanity, it's just the annoying kind. I've never watched a clock more closely in class than I have during this past week. The clock must think that I'm coming on to it. Haha. Everything has been so boring lately. Everything. Oh God, Fernie is going to be so awesome, just to get away from this. I hope the people there are normal. D:

Tomorrow I need to buy shampoo and deodorant. I lost my deodorant earlier this week and so I've been using this old stuff that expired in 2007. Gross. Also I've given up trying to make my hair straight, it takes up too much time.

I guess that's all for now!

RESPEKT

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

The Sluggish Sloth

Ooh my, my poor deprived children!

I am experiencing a drought in my mind and creative spirit, I feel sluggish, slothish, oh it's dreadful. And I fear that I'm not the only one like this, oh no. It seems to me that everyone is distant and fuzzy and sluggish as well. But then, when things become clear, I only catch glimpses of people going insane. It's frightening, I fear there might be something in the water or air or paint on the walls at school. Maybe I shouldn't even write this down, I wouldn't want the government to track this and capture me. D:

Hmm... I last remember being creative when I made an awesome video with Cassie, oh yes, lovely. It's on facebook, I highly suggest you check eeet out. :D

This week is going by so slowly, I just want it to be Saturday so I can go to Fernie! Ahh!!! I'm so excited and impatient, I don't know what to do!

Oh, just so you know, I should be writing my english essay right now.. gah. Maybe I should go do this and post a better blog tomorrow.. or the next day.. or whenever I feel up to it! Yaay!

Be safe, okay?

RESPEKT

ps- do you know what I mean? about people being weird lately? have you noticed it too?

Friday, February 6, 2009

My Uneventful Life

Nice to see you could make it!

Yeeees, Friday! The week certainly went by quickly, don't ya think? Maybe it was because there was no school Monday. Wait? Was there school Monday? I don't really know.. oh, yeah, sorry, there was school. I remember now, excellent. I know that the week was pretty nice, however, I can't really remember anything from it, which leads me to the conclusion that it wasn't super exciting and awesome. Thinking of this makes me sad, what a boring life I lead. I mean, day to day, I have fun and enjoy life, but if I look back on my life what have I really accomplished? All I do is go to school and sit in my bedroom. But what other choices do I have? One could say that I'm sort of trapped (assuming they knew all of the circumstances and such). Boohoo. I'll figure something out, don't you worry.

Today in English we had a pop quiz on daily oral language. I'm not very good at those sentences because I get confused easily and they usually aren't very straight forward. I wouldn't be surprised if I did poorly on that quiz. Also, I hate, I absolutely hate the seating plan in English. I'm surrounded by loud, annoying, obnoxious boys that should all be put to death. >: o

Californiagurl and I got some goods at the Dollarama today, oh yeah. Tomorrow we shall be dealing with them in an appropriate fashion. Ooh look! Socializing! Yaaaay! I'd tell you more, but at the moment it's a top secret mob assignment, soo yeaah.. I did however, purchase a Spider Man water bottle for my drinking pleasures. I almost bought a dinosaur, but then my better judgement temporarily came out of it's coma and told me not to do it.

Okay, okay, I can't hold it in any longer! I'm so excited for Fernie! Woooohhh!!! Just one week and one day and I'll be there! Yeeessssss!!!!!!!! Skiing, the only sport I'm good at. And I mean, who isn't good at it? It's so easy. Honestly, though, you have no idea how excited I am. It's going to be so superbly grand! Ooh! Excitement!

I can't believe how talkative I am in Mr. Weir's class. Wow. It's like, when I enter that classroom, I turn into some weird monster that answers and discusses. I'm so going to get 5/5 for participation. Yeees!

I saw red, whoaaa whoaa

Yees, tonight it preeetty uneventful. Poor me, too bad I don't go out and get drunk every night like everyone else, mmm? I'd like to keep what few brain cells I have, thanks, not to mention intoxicating beverages = loss of money and gain of calories. That's right. haha. Oh I don't know, maybe I'll read and make some more bracelets. I must look like a loser with so many of them haha. Oh well.

That should be all for now my pretties.

RESPEKT

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Fail

Alright kids, lets get started.

Riight now, I am listening to some music and digesting birthday cake. Yes, it happens to be my mother's birthday today, horray! I don't know, it must be depressing getting so old. I guess that's why there are so many anti-aging products, which are ridiculous. I mean, yeah, at the moment turning into a dinosaur is scary, but later on I'll figure it out and do it gracefully, without stupid products. I mean, do those even work? It's just some white stuff in a pretty container, I fail to see how it can actually iron out those wrinkles. What am I talking about? Of course, it's all marketing.

I'm not exactly sure why, but today was really great and I was just so excited all day, and I haven't the slightest idea why. But what's wrong with blind excitement/happiness, happiness with no strings, with no thought? At least there'd be no way to be let down. The only negative aspect would be that I'm getting frustrated trying to figure out why I felt so giddy.

Mmm... I need something interesting to discuss with my fellow zeros and ones. Well, this isn't interesting or amazing to anyone but me, but I am doing so well at answering questions in Mr. Weir's class, it's great! Okay, okay something interesting, something interesting... D:

Wow, I'm so boring, what a pity! Erm.. did you know that Elvis was into Karate? Neat.. I love the smell of old books. Smells are so lovely, don't you think? Sometimes the smell of food and such is even better than the taste. Perhaps I should construct a new diet that consists of smelling food instead of eating it. Definitely not healthy, but hey, who cares about health?

Yesterday, I was making my way from one end of the hall at school to another, bubbling with happiness and I heard someone say, " That girl is so fucked up". D: That certainly put a temporary damper on my happiness. But oh well, what am I supposed to do? Sit in a corner wallowing in self pity like everyone else? That's certainly not fun, oh no, no fun at all. Who wants to waste their life that way? Sheesh, yet again, dem kids being miserable.

This blog is failing, I'll admit it. However, I will keep my spirits high and keep trying. :D

RESPEKT

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Spreading Procrastinating Love

Hello yet again, my dears!

Yes, it's been a few days, I've certainly been busy doing nothing of importance. Really, the most important thing that has happened was that I got a new laptop! Wooh! Mine broke and it was still within warranty so the lovely cats at Best Buy gave me a new one. However, they didn't have my exact old laptop, so I ended up getting a slightly newer version. I guess it was sort of annoying that the laptop broke, but I was still very excited to get a new laptop again haha. So no harm done.

Alas! It is February, the month of loooove! Maybe not, most people are just grouchy. I get annoyed with people complaining endlessly about Valentines Day. It's one day a year, there's awesome candy, get over it. I intend on spreading the love and giving valentines to strangers (and nonstrangers too of course). You know, this holiday could be loads of fun if you just give it a chance. (And shut up about it being a Hallmark holiday, newsflash for ya, all holidays are Hallmark holidays!) So everyone, stop being so miserable. :)

From what I can remember, however, February is generally a pretty cold month, but maybe it'll be a little different this year. I can't wait for warmth! Ooh, dear warmth!


Dear Warmth,

You are so lovely. You melt away the ice from my heart and make me feel young again, what would I ever do without you? When you go away I feel so cold and miserable, and right now, I need you more than ever. Oh please, Mr Warmth, come back to me, and stay for good. I'll do anything to keep you near. You are the reason I can run through fields of flowers. I want to have your babies.

Love, Anonymous <3



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Today I answered a question perfectly in Mr. Weir's class, and I kept eye contact with him the whole time, and I didn't pee my pants! Ooh! I was so very proud of myself! Very proud indeed!

Sew, generally, today was quite nice. My shirt has a hole in the armpit, I'm proud of that as well and I made sure to show everyone!

Oh look, I'm lazy and another day has past. Prrrooocrrassstttiiinnnaaatttiiioonnnnn!!This blog moves from Tuesday to Wednesday, Happy Wednesday!

So? I bought some awwwesome Disney Princess Valentine's. :D and I made a bunch of bracelets, horray! I purchases lots and lots of candy as well! And some disappointing smelly yellow "nail polish". ._. Ooh weeelll..

I also answered a whole bunch of questions in Mr. Weir's class again, super duper proud! What a lovely, lovely day. Oh, how I do enjoy life!

I suppose that's all, teehee! Hopefully next time I'll be able to start writing some more blogs that actually have meaning. ;o

RESPEKT

Saturday, January 31, 2009

My Delightful Day

Hi! Hey! Ohh! My pretty little cabbages! (Definitely one of my new favourite things to say... "cabbage")

What a great day, hmm? Oh, I certainly think so! For once I didn't just sit around in my house, I actually went outside. Yeah, that's right, I left my house!

This morning I paged through a chocolate cookbook while watching Madagascar. I absolutely love cookbooks! I found lots of neat ideas that I shall be trying to recreate in the near future. Also, it has become my goal to successfully make a Baked Alaska. Eeee!

I went to 13th Ave. for a bit of shopping, which was super. The weather was pleasant, which was lovely for walking around. The only thing that wasn't very nice was that my time was cut a little short and I didn't get to all of the stores that I wanted to visit. Perhaps I will go again next weekend. I bought myself some Emily the Strange stationary and a journal from the paper-awesome store. Then I wandered around in a few other stores that had lots of pottery and more awesomeness. I bought a couple books from a second hand book store (an Elvis biography and The War with Hannibal). The man that worked in the book store had a long moustache, it was great, he looked like he belonged in a Western novel. I also bought my theory shizat. But like I mentioned, my time was cut short, and I'll tell you why.

You see, I went with my dear mother, and she wanted to go for coffee with her friendies at a certain time, and she decided that it would be more efficient to take me to her little coffee-get-together-thing-whatever. So yeah, she didn't want to be late for that. So after my 13th Ave. funtime, I headed over to that coffeeish place in the back of Book and Brier Patch. I had some nice tea, 2.00$ for a pot, which was about 4 cups. That's pretty good, hey? I also had some yummy chocolate cheese cake. I'm starting to enjoy cheese cake more and more now, maybe it's an acquired taste. I brang a book to read while eating and drinking and listening to my mom's conversation. My mom and her friends talked about gambling, menopause, telemarketers, and other useless stuff. The only good part to listen to was when they talked about the economy.

So, four cups of tea later, mummie and I headed to Sobie's to pick up some stuff for supper. We met a jolly old man that worked in the seafood section. Oh, he was sooo happy. I wish I could have kept him. Ahh! We ended up buying sole and smoked salmon, along with some other goods. Half way through our Sobie's journey, I realized that I had to pee real bad.

Then, then, oh yes, there's more! Then mum wanted to go to Sport Check, but instead of going there, I went to Chapters. When I arrived in Chapters I headed straight to the washroom, then I looked at some books. After that we went home and here I am. Sort of, I mean, it's almost 11:00, obviously other stuff happened. But you get the picture, right? Lovely.

I still have to study some social. Gotta know all the countries and most capitals and rives and mountains and bodies of water in Europe for Monday. Shhiiieeeetttt. Oh well, it'll work itself out, I'm sure.

Oh, while I was at Sobie's I forgot to pick up something for the cookies I'm planning on making tomorrow. D:

And I'm not sure what I'm going to use my journal for, I'm not gonna write in it about my day and such, especially when I have this nifty blog. So I donno. Ehh, any suggestions?

What a great day! :) I mean, yesterday was good, but it was a distant and fuzzy good. Today I'm just feeling great and connected. I hope tomorrow is even better! Yaay!

There's a hole in the armpit of my shirt. It's a freaking awesome shirt though, I should definitely wear it more often.

I guess that's all for now! Be safe and stuff!

RESPEKT